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| We caught the plane and flew, but did not catch the flu on the plane. |
So, what do you do when you’ve got a bazillion things to do and Christmas is fast approaching? Why, go to Florida, of course.
Actually, the story is a little more involved than that. The old neighborhood crew has been trying to get a trip to the Mastro’s condo together for many years. A myriad of responsibilities and some unforeseen twists of fate have put the kibosh on several planned trips. But this time, due to some inevitable changes and a strengthened desire to get away, a quorum was able to break away for a short trip.
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| Windy |
Sandy was a super storm. The same system that did so much damage in New York and New Jersey did some noticeable damage to the beach.
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| Undercutting |
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| The "Replace the Sand" approach. |
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| The barrier sustained damage, but did its job. |
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| Plan B walkway |
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| Somewhere, there is a big hole where all this replacement sand is coming from. |
Singer Island is the barrier island for Riviera Beach. Clearly, barrier islands move. Rebuilding is in progress. Not sure which is better...concrete and steel, or just replacing the sand until next time.
We took long walks on the beach with birds of many feathers.
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| Pelicans in formation |
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| Wonder where they flew before the tall buildings got in their way. |
“You are a determined man,” said Tony to the fisherman as we passed him for the second time on our long morning walk. “Fishing is patience,” he replied.
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| Dave drinks only Blue. |
Johnny Walker Blue was what we had promised ourselves. Originally, the toast was to have been in honor of Tony’s Uncle Danny, the original owner of the condo. However, I don’t think Uncle Danny would mind that we expanded his tribute to include Mary, Tony’s Mom; Roy, my wife Mary’s Dad; and Keith, my father. A nice moment with raised glasses.
Every morning, we had coffee on the 12th floor balcony. Tony likes the high solid-concrete wall that serves as a railing. I don’t think anyone in our party would prefer to replace it with an iron or glass railing, regardless of view augmentation.
Doing nothing on the beach is a fine pursuit. Much better than writing a patent application, which I was doing the previous day.
“Randy, when did you become a business tycoon?” asked Tony.
“More like a business typhoon,” I replied.
“Nawww...” added Dave. “More like a business buffoon.”
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| Our group. |
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| Successfully doing nothing. |
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| We are those little specs on the left. |
I go golfing once per year. As you might guess, my game was nicely sharpened up for the Palm Beach golf course designed for Christmas season play by Saint Nicklaus. Or at least you’d think Jack was a saint from all the worship he gets in the area. I had a truly outstanding round, getting way more strokes for the money than the other guys.
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| Yeah, like I'm going to hit the little white ball through this without mishap? |
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| Tony's comment is not printable. |
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| Going right in! |
After smacking little balls in unintended directions, we went to a nice outdoor restaurant on a by-way off the intercoastal waterway. Very nice to sip and munch by the water as the sun goes down.
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He did not kill himself when he jumped down, but he did spill his beer. Bad form. |
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| Dancing? |
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| That's the Captain's hand on my shoulder. |
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All the palms in the area seem to grow with lights on them. Lightfruit? |
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| Didn't go here. |
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| TIKI ! |
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| Did go here. |
Later, we took in another near a marina. Then Gail directed us to a swingin’ hot spot. Maybe not a direct route, but she got us there.
We continued to investigate the beach, watch the birds and a work on our sunburns. I wore my big floppy hat and slathered on the SPF 451 lotion.
On our last night, we headed to Palm Beach. The Breakers is an interesting place. Very expensive, no doubt to keep out the riff-raff like me. When the bill for our drinks arrived, Tony said something like, "What? We drank diamonds?" (Forgive the poetic license, Tony...this is a G-rated blog.)
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| Inside the Breakers. |
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| Breakers wine rack. |
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| Some of the lovely ladies at the breakers. |
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Very cool bar with fish swimming under your drinks. Not good if you've had too much alcohol. |
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| Impressive view of the Breakers. |
Nice decorations on one of the main drags in Palm Beach.
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| It was a wrong number. |
Unfortunately, the stores were all closed.
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| With a word, they couldn’t get what they came for. |
But they enjoyed themselves nonetheless.
Our last day, I was disappointed to observe that maturity has set in. I still wanted to hurl water balloons, but just to watch them splat on the pavement...not on unsuspecting passers by.
That morning, I woke up at sunrise. The sun teased by staying well behind the wall of clouds a half mile off shore. Finally it made its debut, I took this picture, and went back to sleep.
More long walks and then a dip in the pool before we headed out to the airport.
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Scary denizen of the deep. Must be from the manatee family. Or maybe a beluga. |
Our little friend beckoned us to return.
But thank goodness we've returned home to gray skies and freezing drizzle!
We were so tired of sipping our coffee in the warm air and looking out over the ocean from the 12th floor veranda.
But we do thank our hosts...